The enigmatic rythme guitarist for Birdshit. Every band needs one, and that is the reason Birdshit signed him on as the fifth member. Ever since then the songs started to sound better and more full. After Birdshit went on hiatus, Bob tried starting another band named, Wax Figures (or Dyslectic Transmitor depending on who you talk to), but that never really took off like it was supposed to. Bob is currently in the Army, and he's looking to come out sometime in February.