Germanfest

just got off man, headin down to western and lincoln
picked up a cuban some vodka, ridin down i'm drinkin
and thinkin you know we're gonna have a real good time
drink a couple of beers before the end of the night
but a couple were'nt enough and they turned into more
jack on the rocks and i'm knocking on the bathroom door
got kicked out they said i strarted causing trouble
wasn't doing nothing just enjoying my daily double
still they wouldn't let me stay and i had to go
so i didn't say nothing about the money from before
what money you'll ask the money from the bar
i just kinda took it when i put out my cigar
and i'm out the door but i'm having the last laugh
cause i still got my drink cause i stuffed it down my pants
i was walking down the street when two women picked me up
you're looking kinda cute, c'mon let's get drunk

started talking and laughin, sippin and drinking
can't say i remember cause i'm steadily sinking
into a blackout or did i pass out
but when i woke up i was clearly cast out
had me sitting at a table all by myself
so i got up and left they can go fuck themselves
once again in the streets and i'm looking for a bar
picked up my phone and decided to make a call
"Hey yanni what's up man where you guys at
well that's good i'm gonna get me a cab
where do you live man what's the address
better yet send it over as a text"
so i got me a cab, i'm heading to skokie
asked the cab driver  hey man where are we
he said not a clue but somehow we made it
straight to his back yard and fell asleep while i waited

something woke me up, and i was ready to throwdown
but a voice said man why don't you calm down
come inside i've brought women and alcohol
followed him in, it's what i've been waiting for
crank up that music, don't stop the rock
freestyles kickin and you know we're hot
kickin it down in the bassment, grindin to the beat
forget that for a moment now bring me a drink
man i'm getting kinda thirsty, and i'm fiending for a beer
and in she walks, hey baby bring it over here
that's one for you and two for me
and if you drink it fast you can pour me three
well were drinking into the morning when she fell asleep
was gonna wake her up but she looked so sweet
so i sat there and drank untill i passed out
we woke up in the morning got nothing to talk about