86ed
86ed once again can't tell you the reason
got kicked out so many times they call it drunken season
it wasn't me playing pool, i was sitting on a bar stool
needed someone to talk too, fuck i missed the car pool
i got probloms, my liver wants to leave me,
it's filed for a divorce, and it's taking my kidneys
i couldn't throw the 8ball, at the mirror on the wall
make it fall, i was hiding in the bathroom stall
drinking my drink i brought from the outside
making it slide, in secrecy i imbibe
cause i couldn't get caught, they'd throw me out early
and i couldn't let that happen i was getting thirsty
so back to the bar, just in time for last call
ordered 2 doubles, and saw the cue ball,
hit the 8ball, and from what i recall,
hit the mirror on the wall making it fall
no i didn't do it
you know i wouldn't
throw the 8ball on the mirror on the wall
and make it fall now i'm gone
lalalalalalalala
the bouncer didn't like it and he thought it was me
i jumped behind the counter and started to flee
but there were so many bottles tried to take em with me
just one for the road and another for nicity
so i'm running around, i don't wanna get kicked out
just wanna have a drink, and try and make out
with the girl in the corner, just look at those curves
stopped to look at them, i know what she deserves
hey bartender, a bottle of champange
and two glasses, hey babe what's your name
but the bouncer thought different, and he grabbed me by my neck
and threw me in the street, don't you ever come back
let me inside, i won't cause any problems
i'll be good this time, i just need another bottle
i'll sit all alone, i won't talk to anyone
and before you know it, i'll be drunk and gone