Inflatable Doll
i've been bad i need me an angel
i call up charlie to send me berrymore
she can't she 's busy dealing with criminals
so i go to my closet somethings inflatable
it's all flat so i start to blow
i used it a couple of times around 84
it's all good i don't mind and stuff
but i'll soon get a new one cause i can smell the funk
i get the re,ote i turn on the tv
there's amy dumas she's looking at me
wrestling and you know it turns me on
i'm getting all cozy with my inflatable doll
something suddenly falls from the closet
i get up i'm like what the fuck bitch
i make my way to the closet should i knock
fuck that i open up theres uncle bob
what the fuck are you doing here mother fucker
i thought you were my friend not a home wrecker
i didn't do nothing i came for my coat
and i ran up here when i heard the door
what was this what's he telling me
i went to the hospital with my baby
hey yo doc hot excuse me dr. hotlips
i need you to tell me about these excuses
i need to know was my baby being eaten out
and also if there's any semen in her mouth
i can't have this when she's cheating on me
if she pregnant with someone elses baby
save me please i really need to know
and tell me where i can get a double 4
i'm going out gonna start on a killing spree
but first i'm gonna finish that bottle of jd
hurry up home i call the drunk lover
say what's up then i tell him of my problems
he sais don't worry just shoot the bitch
and after that we'll leave her in a ditch
now i'm hyped as hell so i drink another bottle
jagerbombs and some ole muddy water
night comes by and i seem to pass out
or did i black out with the bottle in my mouth
who knows who cares but i got a hangover
drinking my coffee i'm about to head over
i can't shoot her even if she was fucking
all my friends and there dicks she's sucking
she still loves me well thats what i believe
i'll keep her here forever with me
she's my baby my one and only lady