Think, Drink, Blink

they call me a drunk man but i say that i'm not
just a little unsober just incase you forgot
and i'l have another bottle, if you buy me another
i've been a bad boy so take me home to your mother
lock me in her room, in your fathers robe and slippers
lookin through the closet, i found an orange dildo
threw it away, cause i didn't want to hold it
found a corkscrew and a bottle i can open
don't need a glass i drink straight from the bottle
and before you ask, no i ain't no wino
or an alcoholic i don't go to meetings
call me a drunkard or a drunk human being
but better yet you can call me a cab
and don't forget to give me money for the tab
cause i'm heading for the bar, and you know i'm drinking large
shooting glass after glass till the break of dawn

and when you think
that's how we drink
the bottles gone before you blink
and so you know
that's how i roll
another one for me and one for the road

thanks for the drink you have my regards
i'll see you again tommorow same time at the bar
a martini for me, not one but three
and a bottle of jack daniel's tennesee whiskey
on the rocks you see, not for you just me
and you better not touch it cause i get angry
who cares if i stumble cause of double blurry vision
you still better listen to my slurry words of wisdom
a decision to make, what will we drink to
i got a thing or two, how bout you, who are you
here's to the next one, and the one after that
when i raise my glass, you better shoot it back
cause we're counting our numbers, and we're counting em fast
who's gonna be the last one to last
a round for everyone means a round for me
now who's gonna buy me one more extra drink

and when you think
that's how we drink
the bottles gone before you blink
and so you know
that's how i roll
another one for me and one for the road

they say we're all three drinks behind humphrey bogart
if that's the truth then i need to catch up
so fill me another and another once more
and another after that did i already reach four
i don't know how bout another just to make sure
and if that's not enough i don't know what to do
but if you keep bringing i'll keep on drinking
and i'll catch up some day, i know what you're thinking

and when you think
that's how we drink
the bottles gone before you blink
and so you know
that's how i roll
another one for me and one for the road