It was summer of 95.... or maybe 96 can't remember. Anyway that was the time that The Laughing Cockroaches were formed. It was Tzortzie, nicity, Tzim and Bob. Back then we didn... I mean they didn't know how to play any instruments so they had two little keyboards and fooled around as they pretended they where professionals. They later recorded a song called We Will Fuck You, and played it to people from there school (needless to say everyone loved it). Everyone at Varibobi (actually it was 2 people) then started asking when they where gonna make a new song. Time passed by and people started losing interest. TLC then wrote an early version of Made In Hell, and decided to have a party at someone's house and play it to whoever showed up. They played pretty good and people liked what they heard (but the lil kids where excited cause they were at a live gig).

TLC was going on pretty good and nicity started to learn the guitar. By this time, they had changed there name like a hundred times and were JAB or something like that. Anyway where was I? So they brought in a new member cousin George. Now with a drummer (playing on keyboards) they were ready to take on the world. So they wrote a couple of songs like Girl and Life's A Bitch. They then heard that one of Tzim's friends was having a party. JAB then told him that they should play at his party, and that they would rock it up. He agreed and JAB had there second gig. Everything started fine till cousin George was fucking up the songs. So nobody liked them at the party. JAB decided that they had to get rid of cousin George.

Around this time "June 98" nicity was given an offer to join The Raging Haze. He accepted since JAB fell apart. The Haze was a band with no structure. People where always leaving and joining, so they couldn't settle down to play one type of music. After a couple of changes the Haze was looking for a singer so nicity brought in Tzortzie. They tried having band practice but most of the time people where just fucking around, and the band couldn't improve. (Oh yeah Defence was in this band.) Tzortzie then decided to leave the band. That May the Haze (nicity, Defence, Dennis, Ben and Stel) decided to have a gig at VHS (Varibobi High School) they tried to do something different and allowed people from school to sing with them. They played around 8 songs. The concert was amazing!!! Ok it pretty sucked but they pulled through because it had some high spots. But the best was when Tzortzie came up to sing Creep, people were bowing down to him like he was some sort of god (this is true). nicity then got an offer to join Sons of Destruction (now called Distorted Chaos)

Around this time Defence built his room up into a studio. So nicity was going over defence's house every day so they could jam, and ended up with a little side project, which never took off, called eNDey. October 99 came by and people at VHS told them to play on "OXI"(no) day. So they got together with Tzortzie and some kids from school, and had a little gig. Playing four songs which Tzortzie had a choir backing him up on one song which was Ena to Helidoni. After that Tzortzie, nicity and Defence played Scar Tissue, Doutse and Bite us. Everyone loved them and told them to come back November 17th to play another one.

November 17th came and the trio was ready. They played Ena To Xelidoni, Soldier, Space Oddity, He Couldn't Take The Heat, I Don't Care About You (Fuck You), Creep and Bite Us. He Couldn't Take The Heat was performed with Ice and Chub. Space Oddity was with Timmy. Not much to say about his one except they needed more and we booked December 23rd.

December 22nd and they needed a bassist for the next gig so they called up Tzim. This was the day B1RD$H!T was formed. Tzim was able to learn 11 songs in 2 hours. Next day the gig came up and B1RD$H!T rocked the place everyone was screaming at the top of there lungs threw the whole set except for one song which a special guest forgot the lyrics. but that wasn't our fault. The songs played were Bite Us, Under The Bridge, Creep, He Couldn't Take The Heat, Fuck Dying, Antidrasi, Sweet Dreams, Doutse, Made In Hell, Knockin On Heaven's Door and I Don't Care About You (Fuck You). Chub rapped on He Couldn't Take The Heat and Fuck Dying. Dara Appeared on Antidrasi. And Distorted Chaos Singer Teve was on Knockin on Heaven's Door.

January 2000 B1RD$H!T took Bob as a rhythm guitarist. Bob was playing in a band called Blackout. They practiced for a couple of months and played at a party. They could have been playing for 1-2 hours but they got in a fight with joe who was a friend of the guy that had the party so they played for only 20 minutes. They played The Javelin Song, Bite Us, Sweet Child O' Mine, Birdshit Tree, and Knockin On Heaven's Door. After the playing everyone was telling us... them how great they played and that we should've played longer but joe wouldn't let us. After that 20 people started beating joe up so he would let us play more. Ok ok that didn't happen.

May came around and B1RD$H!T was set to play at the Varibobi Millennium Awards, but Tzortzie was in the hospital. So nicity decided he would sing a couple of songs and that they could bring Distorted Chaos singer Teve. Songs played were Bite Us, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Sweet Dreams, Birdshit Tree, and School's Out. With Teve singing on For Whom The Bell Tolls and Sweet Dreams. After a rap band did some stuff and nicity and Defence played Nookie with them. nicity won the best ass of the millennium award.

That summer B1RD$H!T went to record the Made in Hell EP, but it didn't come out to well. Rumours say that nicity paid the sound engineer to make him louder than everyone else. Mid-summer Defence joined the army. The rest of the band tried to keep the band together with other drummers but none stayed around. Defence then got out of the army and they finally recorded the Made In Hell EP, which was the last thing B1RD$H!T would do because Defence was leaving for England. Ever since then B1RD$H!T has been on hiatus.